Since Sam has yet to make an appearance in the comments section, maybe a little call out will get his attention. We're going to call this section, "In which instance did Wei make Sam the angriest". As we all know, Sam tends to get heated, and quickly at that. Sometimes Wei knows exactly how to push hit buttons. You guys be the judge.
Situation #1: The Gym
Wei and I head to the gym in Feb, trying to rally before spring break. Sam decides to join, even though he just had pneumonia. The on vertical bench press, with Wei spotting, Sam starts to struggle. Wei claims he was trying to make him push it, Sam says he was staring at a girl. Sam end up dropping the weight off BOTH sides of the bar, it slams to floor, and everybody looks. Wei just laughs, Sam leaves the gym.
Situation #2: Jimmy Johns
This may be the most disputed incident of all. With Sam smashing on his nightly Jimmy Johns, Wei gets up, walks right up to Sam's food, and rips ass right over it. This is apparently what Sam deserved for talking about Wei's mom. Wei and I both claim he only had chips left, though Sam's side includes half a sandwich. Either way, watching Sam walk his food to the trashcan like it had shit particles all over it was priceless.
Situation #3: Play-Action
Up nearly 40 points in NCAA football, and knowing the Sam already has anger issues when it comes to video games (*see Birch's mouth via fireplace on Sheehan), Wei picked up the onside kick after another score. With 10 seconds left, it looked like he would run the clock out. I knew Wei better though, and he faked the hand-off to the running back and threw the bomb down the sideline for one last score. Sam did the double floor stomp and Wei chuckled while Sam half broke one of birch's controllers (playing Tiger Woods golf in Birch's room is a whole other blog post).
You guys be the judge, did Sam deserve to be mad? And which instance was the best?
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HAHAHAHHAHA i've read this like 10 times today and still gets me everytime
ReplyDeletea couple of side notes:
In the gym incident, it is not my fault Sam was on his 3rd rep and couldn't push anymore. It had been a while since he hit the gym
In the jimmy johns incident, there was DEFINITELY only a closed bag of chips left on the table, Sam's anger carried over from the delivery guy who didn't get here in 8.4 seconds, meaning Sam had checked the door 6 times already.
I have no defense in the NCAA incident, but Ryan's account of the reaction is inaccurate. If I remember correctly, and I think I do because I was legitimately scared for a second, Sam just gave me that "are you serious" look. I think I had to play the ensuing fake extra point and onside kick against the computer.
Any incident in which Mrs. Kung is involved or even mentioned is bound to be the winner. I'm voting for "Jimmy John's."
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