All-Larry Hachad Team

Mohamed Hachad is not a good looking man. Some of you may remember the Northwestern shooting guard who played from 03-07, one of the few players who ever gave other teams trouble. Well whenever Michigan took on Northwestern, all Wei and I could talk about was how ugly Hachad was. This started an idea for a whole new team, the Mohamed "Larry" Hachad all-ugly team. It seemed like new candidates popped up every single weekend. Without further ado, I would like to announce basketball's All-Larry Hachad first team:




Mohamed Hachad-The teams original member. He was at his best with his thin mustache and Wei Kung-like 9 hair beard.

Lorenzo Mata-Real: This dude got a lot of face time with UCLA making 3 straight final fours. The 'stache is icing the cake. My man is the only UCLA basketball player in history never to get laid.


Sam Cassell-A 15 year first teamer. I think he actually gets weirder looking with age. Though, apparently he has big kahunas.


Kurt Rambis-I know he's a little older, but he played in our time, and was a key contributer to a championship team at that. How you figure this dude was any good? If Wei saw him at a pickup game, he would call guarding Rambis quicker than an AI crossover. He didn't even go with the Rec Specs; just the straight glasses.



Popeye Jones-The picture says it all. This NBA bench player was Joe Smith before Joe Smith.





Hockey, football, and baseball teams to come soon....









Ryan



*Edit

Here are some honorable mentions that I feel can make a strong case for the squad. And stop hoeing Kurt Rambis just because he wore reading glasses

(In order: Hedo, Pat Ewing Sr., Adonal "Moneybags" Foyle, Kosta Hollingsworth, Sheldon)

Sheldon is one of those "what am I doing wrong?" self-examinations when you figure he pulled Candice Parker